What is the difference between a Secretary and a Personal Secretary? Secretary says "Good Morning Sir", Personal Secretary says, "Oh my God! Its morning, sir....

A Notice in a Factory for girl-workers, If ur skirt is long, protect urself from mechanical machines...If it is short, protect urself from Mechanical Engineers!...

Student seeing monkey out of the window...so, professor scolds him by saying
"Why are you seeing that outside, when I am here...

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One man wanted to get married. So, he gave an advertisement in a News Paper.
"WIFE WANTED".
Next day he received many letters saying, "TAKE MY WIFE".