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The Roles

Brahma
Systems Installation

 
 

Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support

 
 

Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant

 
 

Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management

 
 

Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)

 
 

Ganesh

Quality Assuarance & Documentation

 
 

Narada

Data transfer

 
 

Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

 
 

Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records

 
 

Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses

 

Devas

Mainframe Programmers

 
 

Surya

Solaris Administrator

 
 

Rakshasas

In house Hackers

 
 
Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

 
 

Kumbhakarnan

Zombie Process

 
 

Lakshman

Support Software and Backup

 
 

Hanuman

Linux/s390

 
 

Vaali

MS Windows

 
 

Sugreeva

DOS

 
 

Jatayu

Firewall

 
 

Dronacharya

System Programmer

 
 

Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects

 
 

Shakuni

Annual appraisal & Promotion

 
 

Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

 

Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

 
 

Dha! rmaraj Yudhishthira

ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

 
 

Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

 
 

Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer

 
 

Draupadi

Motivation & Team building

 
 

Bhima

MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
 
 

Duryodhana

Microsoft product Written in VB

 

Karna

Contract programmer

 
 

Dhrutarashtra

Visual C++

 
 

Gandhari

Dreamweaver

 
 

100 Kauravas

Microsoft Service Packs and patches