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Ek gaana, Bill Gates ke naam....

Tu ruttu tu turu ruttu turu.....
Bill to pagal hain
Bill Deewana hain
ache bure softwares banvata hain yahi,
fasata he yahi, rulata hain,
usme phir 'bugs' dalta hain wohi,
aur solutions bhi nikalta hain,

Bill to....

para 1 ( by Some wise people of software industry)
iss Bill ki bato mein jo aate hain,
woto oolu ban jatte hain,
software to dusare bhi banate hain,
banake magar kho jate hain,
Hmmm Bill to.....
para 2 (majority of Indian software industry)
softwares ko main na pehechanungi,
working bhi na mein uska janungi,
microsoft ka logo bass mein dekhungi,
Bill jo kahega wohi manungi.
Bill to....

para 3 ( Judges of the software industry)
Bil ka kehna hum sab maane,
Bill na kisi ki maane,
uski strategy jaan li hamne,
ek wohi na maane.
Bill to....

part 4 ( some people who found bugs and are snatching hairs)
Chodo ye Bill ki sab kahaniya,
'bugs' ki hain sab nishaniya,
programmers ki sari pareshaniya,
iss Bill ki hain ye meherbaniya.
Hmmm Bill to pagal hain..