A memon family in kharadar was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the US .
It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it
! When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top, which read as follows: "Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our
mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the grave yard in Mewa Shah. Sorry, I could not
come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10
packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair
of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Kassam Bhai. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Jubeda's and Jarina's sons. Hope the sizes
are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Sattar Bhai and the others are for my nephews. Just
distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Johra Bai wanted
is on Amma's left wrist. Kulsum Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them.The
6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly
and if anything more required tell me now, since our Abba is also not keeping well nowadays."
Another Funny Item on Death
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston,
a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to
hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking
forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.