Wife wanted, must
be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of the motorboat.
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One
of the most handsome and smartest bachelors around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has
own house, car and successful career!
There is demand of a wife. Though
supply is no problem, my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon
the national interest.
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand
complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.
Well there is definite room for improvement
in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the inclusion of a wife into the
programming of my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.
Wife wanted for company.
there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences
and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear
the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point)
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a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. Should not have a third party insurance.
a wife from good stock. Required for breading.
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly - a girl with evidence to support this view that she
is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections
would be overruled. Apply in strictest confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on your
part of any kind whatsoever.
Wife required to fly through life together. Only level headed
applicants need apply. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be
in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and
credits me with her service for which no service charges would be payable.
Required a girl endowed with mind boggling
assets + a good head for figures. remember BOTH conditions need be fulfilled. Tendency towards making unnecessary expenditure
will prove to be a liability in the selection process. Her very nature should be one of generating as more income in my life
as possible. She will be profited from the alliance with a nice personality [ME] and this relation will be to the credit
of her family.
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks
factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round that is only seven times a week. Girl preferred
who can take me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample. <>
a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.
Pillars of solid saftey and beams of understanding will be provided.
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness
i am experiencing. She must be capable of injecting happiness in my life. She should not wrangle me in the vicious circle
of multiple tests. However if she feels the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.
My mission in life is to find myself
the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.
RACE CAR DRIVER
model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace.
I'm searching for a wife to fill the
black hole my life has become. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world.