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Hi gud morning
Sweetheart,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform
and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my
life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as
well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When
you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which
I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I'll provide
you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall
which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords
and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect
script will fail.
And it's all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly
interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
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